Example number 8,753,751,685,896 of government incompetence: Bird hunting starts on Saturday (for some upland game) and no one, no one, has the new hunting regulations.
"They only sent us one box" was what I was told by one G.I. Joes employee. "Everyone has been asking for those."
Wal-Mart have them? Nope. How about a different Joes store? Sorry.
What's that Mr. Jenkins? Your heart transplant is scheduled for today? Sorry, our PERS recipient only brought one box of sterile gloves and we are plumb out.
For those of you who have been trying to get a paper one but can't here is the online version.