Saturday, July 02, 2011

Go drive drunk on their roads

An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America
When “relocating” to the United States, it’s best to avoid states that have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed by millions of illegal aliens already living in each.

1. California
2. Montgomery Country, Maryland
3. Washington State
4. Chicago - All of Illinois too!
5. New Haven, Connecticut

Final Tip

Given that the citizens of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal immigration, we’re certain they’ll be pleased by your arrival.

Valid reasons for the top five selection are spelled out in the article. We can only hope that somewhere a Spanish version of this list exists so that maybe Oregon will experience fewer drug crimes, have fewer jobs stolen and fewer wastes of taxpayer money.


Twin Lords said...

but don't you think its USA's duty to help people from poorer country, after all its the only established super power!

MAX Redline said...

TL: we accept over 1 million legal immigrants annually.

Anonymous said...

"we accept over 1 million legal immigrants annually."

Is that all? I was hoping we accepted more. Ah well. It is something to strive for.

Anonymous said...

Today 7/3 @

Man flees horrific scene of SEVEN hurt in accident he caused.

Cited for HIT & RUN and Driving while suspended and more...

Caught on bus too MEXICO!!!!!

When will the Democrats really care about American Children being injured for life by those that should not be here?

How many more have too SUFFER before the Democrats secure the border?

Anonymous said...

Illegal aliens vote for Democrats. The illegals are their constituency. So the Democrats are representing their people.

Anonymous said...

Better representing illegals that racist good for nothing twerps like yourself.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, yes. They love the states they can rape the most. I was shopping for groceries and AGAIN I see a Mexican family in line. The oldest male child holding a food assistance card in his mouth while hundreds of dollars worth of food are loaded into their carts. He was having to translate for his mother in order to communicate with the cashier. Add up all the free food they receive alone, and you cannot ignore the huge drain they are to our country. Un-frickin-believable!!!