Thursday, November 04, 2010

Ask not what your government can do for you...

CAUSA invites Governor-Elect Kitzhaber to partner in Legislative Agenda
CAUSA's Legislative Agenda for 2011 is as follows:

Healthy Kids Program: Allow all children in Oregon to have access to healthcare by eliminating barriers to enrollment.

There are no "barriers" to get access to healthcare any more than there are "barriers" to get access to a pizza. Unless by "barrier" you mean "I want someone else to pay for my slice of pizza."

In the case of CAUSA they mean "we want illegal aliens to have full and complete access to all things taxpayer funded."

Capacity Building: Maintain and increase state funding for safety net clinics and community clinics, amplifying their ability to serve more uninsured families across Oregon.

Taxpayer funded goodies.

Driver's License: Restore access to an Oregon state driver's license. CAUSA will advocate to eliminate unnecessary barriers for individuals to legally drive or purchase insurance and subsequent unintended consequences in our communities created by the Oregon Legislature in 2008.

Drivers licenses for illegal aliens.

Increase farmworker housing funding: create a set-aside funding pool at the Department of Oregon Housing and Community Services for farm worker housing.

Taxpayer funded goodies.

I am so thankful that the legislature will meet every year so that they can concentrate on things like the legislative priorities of CAUSA.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's pretty cool that Kitzhaber was re-elected. Alot better than Dud.

Anonymous said...

In Miglavia, health care is like ... pizza! if you can't afford it, too bad. You probably don't need it anyway.

Welcome to Miglavia!

Anonymous said...

What would you expect his constituency are the illegals who elected him.

Anonymous said...

Yeah because "immigrants" are soooooo good for the economy!

TRUTH for the idiot Democrats/Serf's - Most Children of illegal aliens ARE on OHP, they were born here and qualify for it already.
In WA. non-citizens are 60% of the enrollees on their Big Brother health care somehow "Free" plan.

Our DHS budget has grown by 165% in the last 4 years, has Revenue increased that much too pay for that? NO. We are $3 Billion in the hole, who's gonna pay for all of these handouts?

Not the "Immigrants", as low income minorities they do not pay squat in taxes dumb ass.

Only Slaves to Big Brother/Democrats think their really IS a free lunch.

Anonymous said...

OHP allows Families earning up to $66,000 a year to put their kids on the plan.
Even if the Parents have Medical insurance for themselves paid for by their employer and once the kids are signed up it is locked in for a year, no matter how much more the parents earn.

Is $66K now considered a "Poor" family? Really?

And our Doctors are quitting or not taking on ohp losers because they can't afford to pay their bills being reimbursed at 20 year old Medicare rates.

Rates have not gone down with either Obama's or Courtney's free healthcare plan, have they stupid fuck.
GREAT plan you got their progressives, not!

Anonymous said...

What does DR. Eric Fruit, not a Politician, say about OHP?

Fostering provider participation.

Initial hopes for broad participation by providers have been dashed by the pullout of larger managed care providers and a shrinking pool of providers willing to accept Oregon Health Plan enrollees as new patients. With the pullout of many managed care providers, some of the promised cost savings vanished.

Anonymous said...

Pork and/or Beef Tamales
Recipe Source: Maria E. Salazar

Ingredients (using 6 pounds of meat makes about 10 dozen tamales and will take over a large American freezer, so feel free to cut this recipe in half or more, but don’t decrease onions or garlic)

3 pounds pork roast

3 pounds beef roast

2 large onions

4 cloves garlic

1/3 to ½ cup chili powder or more (depends on heat of chili powder and spice tolerance of tamal eaters)

salt

pepper

cumin

8 cups masa harina

2 cups shortening or lard

Corn husks (2-3 packages for full recipe)

Anonymous said...

Sweet. Yeah, man Kitzhaber had some pretty sharp looking boots during yesterday's press conference.

Anonymous said...

If CAUSA gets the Democrats to issue a License to anyone, then this Dirtbag would be free to sell his Heroin and Kill people. Because he didn't have ID, Police were allowed to further investigate this criminal. Just like 3 of the 4 9-11-01 Terrorist "Pilots" who were in the hands of Police and let go (Muh. Atta got a speeding ticket that same morning, it was in the glove box of his rental car!) because they had ID and shouldn't have, but CAUSU does not care about if we live or Die, obviously. Shall we remind them that the Terrorists have and will KILL Immigrants also?

A man is on an immigration hold today after being arrested during a routine traffic stop.

Gregorio Gonzalez-Gonzalez, 23, was arrested Thursday on a charge of heroin possession and failure to carry and present a driver’s license.
As of this morning, Gonzalez-Gonzalez was on an immigration hold at Marion County jail because he is foreign born (born in Mexico) and lacks the proper immigration documentation. Jail officials said U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials are on their way to take him into custody.

Read more: http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20101105/UPDATE/101105018#ixzz14R4ctocS

Anonymous said...

What about the "white" dirtbags like OFIR buddy Bruce Benkle that was raping children out of the barbershop.

Never hear the dirtbag on the radio talk about that.

Anonymous said...

Dirtbags like Bruce do not get ice holds dummy.

He was hatched here not in turd world, everybody run away don't defend yourself- Mexico, or every Latin nation south of our sort of a border.

Cowardly is as cowardly does wimps.

May the lice of a 1,000 mexicans invade Bruce's genitals & may the water of mexico infect his bowels, for life.

FP said...

Re: 8:28am,

In Anonymousland, helping yourself to other people's money is a right, while keeping what you earn is considered "greedy".

Welcome to Anonymousland.

Anonymous said...

A great recipe:

Mexican Pizza

Ingredients:
12 ounces cheddar cheese, shredded (3 cups)
4 ounces monterey jack cheese, shredded (1 cup)
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
12 small flour tortillas
3/4 cup finely chopped onion
Two 15.5-ounce cans red kidney beans, rinsed
Salt and pepper
One 8-ounce jar taco sauce
One 4.5-ounce can chopped green chiles
One 3 1/2-ounce package cooked chorizo sausage, thinly sliced
Directions:
1.Preheat the oven to 375°. In a medium bowl, combine 1-1/2 cups cheddar with the monterey jack and set aside.

2.Brush a rimmed baking sheet with 1 tablespoon olive oil. Arrange 6 tortillas on the sheet so that the surface is covered, overlapping as needed. Sprinkle the remaining 1-1/2 cups cheddar cheese evenly over the tortillas, leaving a 1/2-inch border on all sides; cover with the remaining 6 tortillas, overlapping as needed. Prick the top layer with a fork and bake until the tortillas begin to brown, about 10 minutes.

3.In a large skillet, heat the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion and cook until golden-brown, about 10 minutes. Add the beans and 1/4 cup water and mash until the beans are soft and the liquid is absorbed, about 5 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.

4.Spread the bean mixture over the tortillas, leaving a 1/2-inch border. Top with the taco sauce, chiles, chorizo and reserved cheese mixture. Bake until the cheese is melted, 25 to 30 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Writing earlier about the 9-11 Terrorist pilots and Illegals having ID per CAUSA's wishes...in today's paper...

Boston Globe

Flight school students arrested
Stow, Mass. -- Federal officials have arrested dozens of alleged illegal [aliens] connected to a flight school in Stow, including the school's owner and students who received US government clearance to train as pilots despite strict security controls put into place after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks

_________________________________

Hey CAUSA - Terrorists will KILL Immigrants also & did to some in the WTC on 9-11-01.

Your open border, Licenses for all agenda will literally support our DEATH!

Will our Gay Dr. do-over Gov.-elect Kitzhaber cave in to this radical and racist far left Democrat only illegally voting (at their State Fair booth they were telling people walking by in Spanish that immigration status doesn't meeter) special interest group or will he represent Americans & legal immigrants?

Anonymous said...

FP, if you ever find yourself unemployed, broke and horribly sick, please get yourself to a Miglavian emergency room where they'd rather see you bleed out on the waiting room floor and die screaming in a puddle of your own bodily fluids than help you if you don't have money. And unless "FP" is on your birth certificate, Social Security card and driver's license, you're anonymous too, fuckwad. Come up with some material that doesn't highlight your own hypocrisy for once.

Anonymous said...

FP, Anon 2:19 here. I've been thinking about what I wrote, and I want to apologize for calling you "fuckwad." Shouldn't have done that, not a very Christian thing to say, and it distracts from my point. But the stuff about screaming in a puddle of your own bodily fluids, hypocrisy, etc., all that stands.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:19, Thank you for yet another blatant example of Liberal/Progressive/Democrat stupidity.

No Hospital in this country (in Mexico they turned away people with H1N1) not one Hosptial here EVER denies treatment to anyone, dumb fuck.

Even Osama Bin Laden would get free treatment here & all the Illegal Aliens do to that's why our Health Care Rates are thru the roof.

FP said...

2:19/2:36,

Seems I've touched a nerve. You might want to see a doctor for that... on your own dime. In case you didn't know, they give cash discounts.

You also might want to familiarize yourself with the concept of handles.

FP's Favorite Handle said...

That's why I encouraged him to go to a Miglavian emergency room.

NeoCon John said...

I think healthcare access for children is an absolute. So yes I support this legislative agenda. Thanks for posting it.

Anonymous said...

Bring it! The faster Oregon goes bankrupt the faster we can can all of the public employees and start over. I want to see a bunch of hippy pot smoking teacher and other public employees tearing up down town Salem and Portland demanding they get paid. I cant wait to see those maggots thrown out on the street. Bring it Kitz... DEMOCRATS IN OREGON VOTED FOR THIS..NOW LET THEM SLEEP IN THE BED THEY MADE.

Robin said...

Daniel, reading the original article, I'm surprised you missed that CAUSA is so concerned that ICE is not enforcing illegal immigration regulations enough that they would like to have an oversight committee for better enforcement.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part Uno -

"Authentic" Mexican Pizza recipe -

Uno - Gather Corn kernels from outside or TV/bunk beds room that your chickens didn't eat yet. Optional- rinse bird poop of off corn with Fiji bottled water (it's Free for you & "authentic" Mexican water will make you really sick now that your'e an amerimexican).

Grind corn with stone blocks from under car wheels, add Free Fiji bottled water, add Salt from big ass area or genital area, for that "authentic" Homemade flavor.

Mix mush with RIGHT hand only.

Throw mush onto dirt floor and roll out flat with large buttocks from local well-fed for Free, Latina.

Tres' - Heat this over an open flame in your cardboard, no glass in windows, maybe a roof - Hut. note - neighbors cardboard will burn easily, have your kids (kids= under 5 yr.s old) steal this stuff so you do not get your Head cut off with a Machete. Head or hand cut off w/Machete is the new norm.

Dos' - While tortillas are cooking, gather up Pinto beans from floor or from your Winco/Marion-Polk food share bag you got for Free and boil over other open flame. If you do not have 2 open flames (they're Free @ WalMart with your Free unemployment checks, for you only), and who doesn't have 2 open flames nowadays, this is amerimexico after all, consider cooking lard/beans 1st.(make sure to steal lots of cardboard or use Free Housing or no-border supporters/newspapers instead).

After boiling the beans (boiling-to heat water until it is bubbling)- not the same as that sore on your big Butt, remove from water (do NOT use your LEFT hand, use chicken wire from TV room or "windows", to gather up beans, do NOT put onto Grill, they will fall into the fire), put this mush into another rusty bucket and add high-fat content Lard, cook some more.
Caution! Do not cut fingers on rusty bucket, especially left hand.

Quattro - Stir mush during Free cable TV, commercial breaks with RIGHT arm, yes TV is available in ESP, here in amerimexico (like all government Free stuff papers are), do not listen in that stupid failed english language, Education is for Bambino's only.

Cinco - Take Free, high-fat content cheese and shread, using Daughters' Tiara from "Now an Adult" 12th B-day party, this will work bueno. (Stupid Gringo's refuse to understand our successful culture).

When beans look like Mud (just like the walls or siding of your Free housing), stir together with Free cheese and more high-fat Free Lard and add Free salsa.

Cies' - Heat up this combo over an open flame, just like in the 14th Century, or like the "Home" you fled from?
Stirring again only during Free Tele-Mundo Fotbol commercial breaks (SI! Commericals are true, all Gringo's/Republicans hate you for sure as your Kids in your local M.E.Ch.A. chapter have been telling you for years).

Superintendent of Schools of Arizona- Tom Horne & Assistant Super. - Margarita Garcia-Dugan (Latina), have a report on this to prove this is true on their website. Program they made illegal is called - Tucson school district "Ethnic" Studies program. Gringo's and stupid "racist" legal hispanics/republicans/cuban's made it against the law recently for "Ethnic" (promoting the Hate of white/european people) studies only. Reports from as recent as OCT. 19th of 2010, shows how "Racist" these Hispanics must be in Arizona.

Ocho - Now take Free Bean/cheese/salsa mush and place on Homemade tortillas and put all over open flame and cook for a while. (gonna need lots of neighbors' cardboard or Chicken feathers for fire).

Eat with fingers, only from RIGHT hand - ENJOY!

Yum! Yum! Just like Mommasita makes, "Authentic" Mexican pizza!

Notice! After consuming - Painful, very loud and greasy Farts are expected for at least the next 3 hours.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part Uno -

"Authentic" Mexican Pizza recipe -

Uno - Gather Corn kernels from outside or TV/bunk beds room that your chickens didn't eat yet. Optional- rinse bird poop of off corn with Fiji bottled water (it's Free for you & "authentic" Mexican water will make you really sick now that your'e an amerimexican).

Grind corn with stone blocks from under car wheels, add Free Fiji bottled water, add Salt from big ass area or genital area, for that "authentic" Homemade flavor.

Mix mush with RIGHT hand only.

Throw mush onto dirt floor and roll out flat with large buttocks from local well-fed for Free, Latina.

Tres' - Heat this over an open flame in your cardboard, no glass in windows, maybe a roof - Hut. note - neighbors cardboard will burn easily, have your kids (kids= under 5 yr.s old) steal this stuff so you do not get your Head cut off with a Machete. Head or hand cut off w/Machete is the new norm.

Dos' - While tortillas are cooking, gather up Pinto beans from floor or from your Winco/Marion-Polk food share bag you got for Free and boil over other open flame. If you do not have 2 open flames (they're Free @ WalMart with your Free unemployment checks, for you only), and who doesn't have 2 open flames nowadays, this is amerimexico after all, consider cooking lard/beans 1st.(make sure to steal lots of cardboard or use Free Housing or no-border supporters/newspapers instead).

After boiling the beans (boiling-to heat water until it is bubbling)- not the same as that sore on your big Butt, remove from water (do NOT use your LEFT hand, use chicken wire from TV room or "windows", to gather up beans, do NOT put onto Grill, they will fall into the fire), put this mush into another rusty bucket and add high-fat content Lard, cook some more.
Caution! Do not cut fingers on rusty bucket, especially left hand.

Quattro - Stir mush during Free cable TV, commercial breaks with RIGHT arm, yes TV is available in ESP, here in amerimexico (like all government Free stuff papers are), do not listen in that stupid failed english language, Education is for Bambino's only.

Cinco - Take Free, high-fat content cheese and shread, using Daughters' Tiara from "Now an Adult" 12th B-day party, this will work bueno. (Stupid Gringo's refuse to understand our successful culture).

When beans look like Mud (just like the walls or siding of your Free housing), stir together with Free cheese and more high-fat Free Lard and add Free salsa.

Cies' - Heat up this combo over an open flame, just like in the 14th Century, or like the "Home" you fled from?
Stirring again only during Free Tele-Mundo Fotbol commercial breaks (SI! Commericals are true, all Gringo's/Republicans hate you for sure as your Kids in your local M.E.Ch.A. chapter have been telling you for years).

Superintendent of Schools of Arizona- Tom Horne & Assistant Super. - Margarita Garcia-Dugan (Latina), have a report on this to prove this is true on their website. Program they made illegal is called - Tucson school district "Ethnic" Studies program. Gringo's and stupid "racist" legal hispanics/republicans/cuban's made it against the law recently for "Ethnic" (promoting the Hate of white/european people) studies only. Reports from as recent as OCT. 19th of 2010, shows how "Racist" these Hispanics must be in Arizona.

Ocho - Now take Free Bean/cheese/salsa mush and place on Homemade tortillas and put all over open flame and cook for a while. (gonna need lots of neighbors' cardboard or Chicken feathers for fire).

Eat with fingers, only from RIGHT hand - ENJOY!

Yum! Yum! Just like Mommasita makes, "Authentic" Mexican pizza!

Notice! After consuming - Painful, very loud and greasy Farts are expected for at least the next 3 hours.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part Uno -

"Authentic" Mexican Pizza recipe -

Uno - Gather Corn kernels from outside or TV/bunk beds room that your chickens didn't eat yet. Optional- rinse bird poop of off corn with Fiji bottled water (it's Free for you & "authentic" Mexican water will make you really sick now that your'e an amerimexican).

Grind corn with stone blocks from under car wheels, add Free Fiji bottled water, add Salt from big ass area or genital area, for that "authentic" Homemade flavor.

Mix mush with RIGHT hand only.

Throw mush onto dirt floor and roll out flat with large buttocks from local well-fed for Free, Latina.

Tres' - Heat this over an open flame in your cardboard, no glass in windows, maybe a roof - Hut. note - neighbors cardboard will burn easily, have your kids (kids= under 5 yr.s old) steal this stuff so you do not get your Head cut off with a Machete. Head or hand cut off w/Machete is the new norm.

Dos' - While tortillas are cooking, gather up Pinto beans from floor or from your Winco/Marion-Polk food share bag you got for Free and boil over other open flame. If you do not have 2 open flames (they're Free @ WalMart with your Free unemployment checks, for you only), and who doesn't have 2 open flames nowadays, this is amerimexico after all, consider cooking lard/beans 1st.(make sure to steal lots of cardboard or use Free Housing or no-border supporters/newspapers instead).

After boiling the beans (boiling-to heat water until it is bubbling)- not the same as that sore on your big Butt, remove from water (do NOT use your LEFT hand, use chicken wire from TV room or "windows", to gather up beans, do NOT put onto Grill, they will fall into the fire), put this mush into another rusty bucket and add high-fat content Lard, cook some more.
Caution! Do not cut fingers on rusty bucket, especially left hand.

Quattro - Stir mush during Free cable TV, commercial breaks with RIGHT arm, yes TV is available in ESP, here in amerimexico (like all government Free stuff papers are), do not listen in that stupid failed english language, Education is for Bambino's only.

Cinco - Take Free, high-fat content cheese and shread, using Daughters' Tiara from "Now an Adult" 12th B-day party, this will work bueno. (Stupid Gringo's refuse to understand our successful culture).

When beans look like Mud (just like the walls or siding of your Free housing), stir together with Free cheese and more high-fat Free Lard and add Free salsa.

Cies' - Heat up this combo over an open flame, just like in the 14th Century, or like the "Home" you fled from?
Stirring again only during Free Tele-Mundo Fotbol commercial breaks (SI! Commericals are true, all Gringo's/Republicans hate you for sure as your Kids in your local M.E.Ch.A. chapter have been telling you for years).

Superintendent of Schools of Arizona- Tom Horne & Assistant Super. - Margarita Garcia-Dugan (Latina), have a report on this to prove this is true on their website. Program they made illegal is called - Tucson school district "Ethnic" Studies program. Gringo's and stupid "racist" legal hispanics/republicans/cuban's made it against the law recently for "Ethnic" (promoting the Hate of white/european people) studies only. Reports from as recent as OCT. 19th of 2010, shows how "Racist" these Hispanics must be in Arizona.

Ocho - Now take Free Bean/cheese/salsa mush and place on Homemade tortillas and put all over open flame and cook for a while. (gonna need lots of neighbors' cardboard or Chicken feathers for fire).

Eat with fingers, only from RIGHT hand - ENJOY!

Yum! Yum! Just like Mommasita makes, "Authentic" Mexican pizza!

Notice! After consuming - Painful, very loud and greasy Farts are expected for at least the next 3 hours.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part dos'...

Diarheaa may happen (especially if you used that authentic Mexican water we told you not too use) and make sure too wipe, after pooping in neighbors hole next door, ONLY with your LEFT hand.
Facing East only while pooping is optional, no matter what those Towelheads that broght you here told you.

WARNING! If diarheea continues! Climb your fat ass with your 8 kids into your $50K SUV and go to the stupid Gringo Hospital E.R., it is Free. After Free treatment, you can sign all 8 Kids up for OHP, this is Free and includes Free Dental, Vision & check-ups to monitor Obesity/Diabetes/Heart disease levels.
Stupid sucker tax-paying Gringo's do NOT get this Free stuff, yet they pay for it, Ha! Ha! Ha! (I make funny, no?)

When you get home to your Free farmworker housing, you can use your Free internet to get Free food-stamps also.
Do not worry about the eletricity or heating Bill, this is Free also, thanks to stupid Gringo's that are suckered into actually paying their Taxes.

Reminder - Toilet Paper is just another stupid Gringo invention and your Free food stamps will not pay for that anyhow.

So please use your LEFT hand too consistently wipe your butt, if you do wipe, or use your Boss/Masters Free newspapers instead (only after reading Agenda for this week, of course).

ps, If you want to try the Gringo - Toilet Paper concept, use your tax-free Drug Smuggler/"Coyote" money (you owe them anyhow or "Off with their Heads" is not just Alicia in Wonderland story time anymore), If you didn't use up your own Drug Stash already though, as Tony Montana did in the Movie - "Scarface". Stupid Gringo's told him not too, but he Died from not listening to them, YOU are now an amerimexican, not a stupid Cuban and are smarter than Cuban's.

Compandre - This recipe can be translated into Spanish using the Babelfish website - www.babel.com (as in the Biblical tower of...), means Babbling, as in "No comprende".

Finally a true Authentic Mexican Pizza recipe! Ignore the others.

Fuck those White/Italian/European immigrants, ENJOY!

And here's more too help you Compandres'...On Monday you can get rid of those 8 Kids by dumping them off at a Free Gringo K-12 School or Headstart/Daycare center.

Your 8 Kids will be taught in Spanish Immersion only all day & evening and get Breakfast & Lunch...all for...You guessed it...Free...Too you only!

Compandre - Isn't the U.S. just a Mucho Bueno place too invade?! If you haven't already, tell all of your Relatives that haven't fled by now, that everybody else in the the U.S. are Rich and everything here is for Free and thanks to Pres. Hussein Obama and the Mentally Retarded/ low IQ DHS Queen- Janet Napolitano, ALL are welcome to come here and get "on the dole".

Muchos Gracia Senor.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part dos'...

Diarheaa may happen (especially if you used that authentic Mexican water we told you not too use) and make sure too wipe, after pooping in neighbors hole next door, ONLY with your LEFT hand.
Facing East only while pooping is optional, no matter what those Towelheads that broght you here told you.

WARNING! If diarheea continues! Climb your fat ass with your 8 kids into your $50K SUV and go to the stupid Gringo Hospital E.R., it is Free. After Free treatment, you can sign all 8 Kids up for OHP, this is Free and includes Free Dental, Vision & check-ups to monitor Obesity/Diabetes/Heart disease levels.
Stupid sucker tax-paying Gringo's do NOT get this Free stuff, yet they pay for it, Ha! Ha! Ha! (I make funny, no?)

When you get home to your Free farmworker housing, you can use your Free internet to get Free food-stamps also.
Do not worry about the eletricity or heating Bill, this is Free also, thanks to stupid Gringo's that are suckered into actually paying their Taxes.

Reminder - Toilet Paper is just another stupid Gringo invention and your Free food stamps will not pay for that anyhow.

So please use your LEFT hand too consistently wipe your butt, if you do wipe, or use your Boss/Masters Free newspapers instead (only after reading Agenda for this week, of course).

ps, If you want to try the Gringo - Toilet Paper concept, use your tax-free Drug Smuggler/"Coyote" money (you owe them anyhow or "Off with their Heads" is not just Alicia in Wonderland story time anymore), If you didn't use up your own Drug Stash already though, as Tony Montana did in the Movie - "Scarface". Stupid Gringo's told him not too, but he Died from not listening to them, YOU are now an amerimexican, not a stupid Cuban and are smarter than Cuban's.

Compandre - This recipe can be translated into Spanish using the Babelfish website - www.babel.com (as in the Biblical tower of...), means Babbling, as in "No comprende".

Finally a true Authentic Mexican Pizza recipe! Ignore the others.

Fuck those White/Italian/European immigrants, ENJOY!

And here's more too help you Compandres'...On Monday you can get rid of those 8 Kids by dumping them off at a Free Gringo K-12 School or Headstart/Daycare center.

Your 8 Kids will be taught in Spanish Immersion only all day & evening and get Breakfast & Lunch...all for...You guessed it...Free...Too you only!

Compandre - Isn't the U.S. just a Mucho Bueno place too invade?! If you haven't already, tell all of your Relatives that haven't fled by now, that everybody else in the the U.S. are Rich and everything here is for Free and thanks to Pres. Hussein Obama and the Mentally Retarded/ low IQ DHS Queen- Janet Napolitano, ALL are welcome to come here and get "on the dole".

Muchos Gracia Senor.

Miss my Mexico said...

Part dos'...

Diarheaa may happen (especially if you used that authentic Mexican water we told you not too use) and make sure too wipe, after pooping in neighbors hole next door, ONLY with your LEFT hand.
Facing East only while pooping is optional, no matter what those Towelheads that broght you here told you.

WARNING! If diarheea continues! Climb your fat ass with your 8 kids into your $50K SUV and go to the stupid Gringo Hospital E.R., it is Free. After Free treatment, you can sign all 8 Kids up for OHP, this is Free and includes Free Dental, Vision & check-ups to monitor Obesity/Diabetes/Heart disease levels.
Stupid sucker tax-paying Gringo's do NOT get this Free stuff, yet they pay for it, Ha! Ha! Ha! (I make funny, no?)

When you get home to your Free farmworker housing, you can use your Free internet to get Free food-stamps also.
Do not worry about the eletricity or heating Bill, this is Free also, thanks to stupid Gringo's that are suckered into actually paying their Taxes.

Reminder - Toilet Paper is just another stupid Gringo invention and your Free food stamps will not pay for that anyhow.

So please use your LEFT hand too consistently wipe your butt, if you do wipe, or use your Boss/Masters Free newspapers instead (only after reading Agenda for this week, of course).

ps, If you want to try the Gringo - Toilet Paper concept, use your tax-free Drug Smuggler/"Coyote" money (you owe them anyhow or "Off with their Heads" is not just Alicia in Wonderland story time anymore), If you didn't use up your own Drug Stash already though, as Tony Montana did in the Movie - "Scarface". Stupid Gringo's told him not too, but he Died from not listening to them, YOU are now an amerimexican, not a stupid Cuban and are smarter than Cuban's.

Compandre - This recipe can be translated into Spanish using the Babelfish website - www.babel.com (as in the Biblical tower of...), means Babbling, as in "No comprende".

Finally a true Authentic Mexican Pizza recipe! Ignore the others.

Fuck those White/Italian/European immigrants, ENJOY!

And here's more too help you Compandres'...On Monday you can get rid of those 8 Kids by dumping them off at a Free Gringo K-12 School or Headstart/Daycare center.

Your 8 Kids will be taught in Spanish Immersion only all day & evening and get Breakfast & Lunch...all for...You guessed it...Free...Too you only!

Compandre - Isn't the U.S. just a Mucho Bueno place too invade?! If you haven't already, tell all of your Relatives that haven't fled by now, that everybody else in the the U.S. are Rich and everything here is for Free and thanks to Pres. Hussein Obama and the Mentally Retarded/ low IQ DHS Queen- Janet Napolitano, ALL are welcome to come here and get "on the dole".

Muchos Gracia Senor.

Miss my Mexico said...

Daniel, SORRY! I clicked ONCE and suddenly multiple posts from me appeared, too bad, as it IS really funny, for those that have a sense of humor or a 1/2 bottle of Whiskey in them like me, that is.

Anonymous said...

I am a college student with a full load. I had some aid papers lost by my institution of higher education (it happens)and was told by the state I do not qualify for food or health assistance because I am already receiving monies (that I have to repay)from uncle Sam. Even though my aid is 11 weeks late and not available til the end of the term. I can accept this as an experience that will only make me stronger. However, when I hear that these illegal rats are stealing from my country to feed Mexico's bastards, I do find myself resentful. We need to stop with the freebies to illegals. They are trying their best to turn our beloved country into a third world shit hole!!

Julie said...

Question!! The two brothers in Salem that were recently caught in Mexico (extradition only with promise of no death penalty) one stabbed his girlfriend 17 times, other killed a man. Only one so far extradicted. Heres the question, why do they always claim to be fleeing from Mexico because it is such a filthy/corrupt country for a better life,however, when they commit a crime they run right back to...Mexico? Am I missing something here? They come here to rape, kill, drive drunk, smuggle/sell drugs, but when they are wanted for a crime they go back as if it is all of a sudden a fine place to live. This speaks volumes as to what is going on. They come here to rape our country, but flee when they are expected to pay for the crimes they commit. I have a problem with ALL illegals, but the men specifically are real cowards are they not? They say in their "culture" driving drunk is "macho" but apparently being a real man and facing the music is not. Some logic.

Anonymous said...

It isn't the immigrants that is the problem. It is these white racists infesting Oregon. When are they going to move somewhere else?

Anonymous said...

The tamale recipe would work good with tofu, no?

Do you have the recipe in spanish by any chance. I have a friend that would love it.

Anonymous said...

Yes anon 10:14, it is the white people you like to think of a racists "infecting" Oregon, not the illegals who drive drunk, rape, sell drugs, etc. These pests from our southern border are not unlike New York sewer rats, what are they good for? Absolutely....nothing! If you dislike Oregon, may I suggest a move? May I also suggest not visiting a site in which you are in conflict with the theme?

Anonymous said...

I agree, there are too many racist whites in Oregon. Even if there is just too or three ofir nuts.

Here is some trivia. ALL the candidates that ofir back were all defeated. Dudley was the only one that was close to being elected. And guess what? Ofir didn't endorse him. He ran ads in spanish and even conceeded outside a Mexican resturaunt.

Maybe ofir should take a clue that they are toxic to any candidate that runs in Oregon.

Bobkatt said...

Most of the candidates that I voted for were defeated also. Maybe it's me.

DAVE01 said...

Never fear bobkatt, some good conservatives were elected to congress. If Oregon gets more fucked up than it is, at least we can move to another states. If the dems/progressives/socialists/commies had remained in control of congress, there would have been no other place in the US to move to.

If more conservatives can get elected to congress in the next elections, we might banish the dems/progressives/socialists/commies to minority status for decades allowing us to raise a better generation of children who will in the long term benefit this country for many years.

We really need to start on the schools. We need to disband the dept of education and start purging the dems/progressives/socialists/commies.

The day after the election it seemed as if part of the dark cloud covering our country had dissipated somewhat.

God bless America. I think there is now hope for our children and their children.

Anonymous said...

ANON 10:24 PM
You write as if your education was stolen by the children of illegal aliens. You are the proof that having massive criminal aliens and their children here are not a benefit.

I'm assuming that you don't mind that your education was stolen. I take that back, you have a little mind so you don't know has been taken from you.

Anonymous said...

correction in the above post

REPLACE know has WITH know what has

I can claim too much alcohol last night.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:24 - LIEs from the left yet again as many OFIR endorsed candidates did win.

Off the top of my head - US Congressman - Peter DeFazio (D), and - Greg Walden (R).

Or. House - Brian Clem (D), Betty Komp (D) & Kim Thatcher (R).

NEITHER the Gay Socialist Dr. do nothing John Kitzhaber OR empty suit, really big but really empty suit - Chris Dudley, were endorsed.

Anonymous said...

In fact NOT endorsed by OFIR Kathy LeCompte (R) running against Betty Comp (D), admitted she would lose her Nursery workers if she had to follow FED E-Verify rules and had many many Yard signs willfully yanked by occupants when they read her Newspaper interview on hiring Illegals.

Same fate as not elected or endorsed by OFIR - (D) Susan Sokol Blosser isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Peter Defazio supports amnesty now and backs passage of the dream act. So much for that one.

Be careful wuth Komp and Clem. They had other endorsers as well. Not sure why Ofir endorsed them.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:03, OFIR endorses candidates based on thier Voting record on illegal immigration only.

On top of Voting for a secure Drivers' licens, Komp & Clem have co-sponsored a bill to make E-Verify mandatory here.

Also Clem supports English immersion only and they both supported other Legislation related to illegal immigration in Oregon.

The next Test coming will be of whom of our Legislators will support proof to Register to Vote as that will be issue #1 in January in Salem.

KATU News has a story today quoting Mult. Co. Elections official that we require NO ID to vote here! and there are over 3,500NO ID's registered to vote in that County alone.

LeCompte & Sokol Blosser would have Voted no on that because thier Workers couldn't have re-elected them.

Anonymous said...

anon 1103, if you were a member of ofir you would know why ofir endorsed whoever, but ignorance is bliss isnt it.

Pete said...

Couple key things to keep in mind:

• Anti-immigrant groups were not successful in this election and it signals that they are on the way out. Other than winning a few local state legislature races, candidates that ran on anti-immigrant or anti-Hispanic platforms lost bigtime. Tancredo, Angle, Whitman lost after anti- immigration campaigns

• The growth the and strength of the Hispanic Vote in America cannot be ignored by politicians any longer.

• Hispanic birthrate is out pacing whites and other racial groups in America

• Growth of Hispanic purchasing power: Despite the recession, Hispanic and Asian buying power is expected to surge in U.S. in the next few years.

• 3 out of 4 Hispanics oppose the GOP Over 85% of Hispanics nationwide voted for Democrats. This is not good news for those promoting anti-immigration agendas

What does this mean: The existence of anti-immigration groups will be pushed so far to the margins that they will become even more irrelevant than they are now. The GOP knows this risk and is already becoming cold to supporting their cause. This is called progress. Progress is incremental.

Short story: Once groups like the KKK reined supreme in the nation and now they are but a footnote in history.

FP said...

It's okay, Pete, we understand: you feel the need to console yourself because of your loss last Tuesday.

Denial is always the first stage of the grieving process.