Saturday, December 08, 2007

A Merry Kicker Christmas

On this day, the day we get our kicker checks, all politicians should have to publicly come out in favor of or opposed to the practice of returning excess tax revenue back to the folks who earned it.

Example: Ted Kulongoski could say "we need your kicker check back to fund needle exchange programs, hire folks with job titles like 'diversity manager' and for some avant garde artwork outside a state building."

Also on my mind today as I was driving back from Sauvie after getting skunked was what kind of mental disorder does the average liberal have to posses to think that guns should be outlawed but marijuana made legal?

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Tsk, Tsk Anon 123: We must'nt subject Rupert to the sting of bigotry and discrimination brought about by our incesant ribbing. He's sensitive that way you know. And God knows, he's a stickler for making sure he treats others the way he wants to be treated.

Anonymous said...

I think these anons are both the same person. Who else could understand the point of the first post than someone of the same level of intelligence. By the way anon, it's spelled incessant, you know, as in your incessant hatred for morals and equal rights.

Hey, WA has a budget surplus. You think they'll use it to repair I-5, or just beg the feds for relief aid and spend that surplus on the global warming/illegal immigrant spin machine?

Anonymous said...

I'm spending some of my $750. kicker check on Spanish music and a kick ass boom box. Then I'm going to drive to Miglav's house, park on his side of the street right outside his front door, and I'm going to play it really, really loud from 8 am 'till whatever time Cherwood's noise ordinance says I have to stop. Feliz Navidad, Maricone. In fact, I think I will see about getting a caroling group together, we'll ring Daniel's doorbell and start singing Christmas carols in Spanish. Hahahahahah...that would be a gas. Of course, he would probably shoot us all and tell the police he thought we were going to rape him.

Anonymous said...

Ano 4:33 He would have the right to shoot your silly ass, it’s called trespassing!

Anonymous said...

Fear not, Oregon will not see any tax surplus to kick back in some years to come as businesses are dropping like flies in the fall.

The best part is there will be much less demand for stoop labor.

Scottiebill said...

This prattle by Anon 1:23 just goes to show everyone where his thoughts, priorities, and one-track mind really lies - a few inches below his (or her) belt.

Bob said...

I occurs to me that, avid shotgunners that we are, there isn't a single center-fire rifle in our vault.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:51: Unless he has a No Trespassing sign at the entrance to his walkway, Christmas carolers are not trespassers.

Anonymous said...

he would probably shoot us all and tell the police he thought we were going to rape him.


Had the pure pleasure of holding a gun to the head of a "poor" Latino who broke into my car the other night. You should have seen his face looking down the point of a loaded .357.

Perhaps he will think twice about his need for tolerance and outreach for his "causes" he must feeeeeeeeeel he needs to be welcome in my neighborhood.

He is welcome to return to the place of origin to which he crawled out from.

Lastly...Mexico, will be short on their Olympic teams this year, all the runners and swimmers are already here.

Anonymous said...

LOL, same experience, different race. The tweaker trying to break into my garden shed pissed himself. My neighbor called the cops while I had my hunting rifle rammed up into his ear.

Anonymous said...

PS: Im Mexican and so was the cop. The tweaker is welcome back to my neighborhood anytime because next time I'll shoot his white ass.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and he was crying like a baby too. Poor little white boy. I offered him a diaper. LOL. It was awesome.

Anonymous said...

PS: Im Mexican and so was the cop. The tweaker is welcome back to my neighborhood anytime because next time I'll shoot his white ass.

DEAR mEXICAN: And of course your legal? and where did you stral a gun?

Anonymous said...

What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Note how the legal status of 9:42's thief is not mentioned. The "pure pleasure," you see, comes from the fact that the thief happened to be a Latino, not a white man. Pointing a lethal weapon at a white American would not have brought 9:42 as much "pleasure."

BEAR said...

trolls

Ferd Schnerkele said...

I thought I'd comment on the original post...what a novel concept.

The kicker law is just silly.

"Conservatives" (I put the word in quotation marks because few on the right are actually conservative any more) like to say that they want government run more like a business.

But imagine a business being required by law to return all revenues that exceeded a forecast of revenues.

No business could run that way.

The cons like to say "it's our money". Well, sure, and we still have it to spend, it's just in the form of the collective we, instead of a bunch of individual wes.

Anonymous said...

What a sad day in the USA to see how the Liberals and the Illegal Invaders have created such hatred between Hispanics and all others who are non-Hispanic.

They City of Portland's trick with renaming 4th avenue after Hugo Chavez gave the Chinese community an opportunity to show their deep set anger.

A case study on how to divide and destroy a nation.

Anonymous said...

hatred between Hispanics and all others who are non-Hispanic.

They City of Portland's trick with renaming 4th avenue after Hugo Chavez gave the Chinese community an opportunity to show their deep set anger.

A case study on how to divide and destroy a nation.

9:16 AM

On hatred...YEAH, it's come to that,but if you study the words of LA RAZA...what choice have they given us?

After all....THEY WANT US OUT OF THEIR LAND.

And on PDX goverment,WOW...their mentally ill as libbers.

Anonymous said...

A case study on how to divide and destroy a nation.

In Miglavia, there is not a trace of racism to be found among native Miglavians, BUT: If any Miglavians do express racism and bigotry, it is naturally the fault of "liberals."

For example: Daniel Miglavs is not a bigot, because no one can prove it, but if he is a bigot, it's not his fault; it's Tom Potter's fault.

Welcome to Miglavia.

BEAR said...

hey, ferd, there is no restriction on how much you can "give" to government. Since you believe the kicker is "silly," feel free to return it, plus any more you desire to part with. If you consider yourself so inept, irresponsible, or greedy to be trusted with decisions regarding your right to spend your own income, by all means turn that function over to folks who believe they are smarter than you.

I find your view to be an insult to the employers of the bureaucracy. (That's the taxpayers, to you lefties.) Until you actually step up and hand over what you claim you "owe" to government, don't come looking for my wallet.

Anonymous said...

it's Tom Potter's fault.


AND YOURS, read LA RAZA!!!

COMMENT ON THAT!!!!

Anonymous said...

To posters thast think Daniel is a bigot or anyne that supports him:



The University of Oregon Chapter of MEChA hints at its communist sentiments by posting a picture of Cuba's communist dictator Fidel Castro. On its web site, "La Voz de Aztlan" has an excerpt from a speech of February 7, 1997, by Fidel Castro who said "the United States should return to Mexico huge chunks of that country's territories it acquired more than a century ago" La Voz de Aztlan, whom Antonio Villaraigosa refuses to repudiate, also disseminates antisemitic propaganda,



Apparently, these "Raza" cults are composed of people who unabashedly hate the United States and often support other groups and leaders who also hate America. Raza's hatred of America is so intense, that most make bedfellows to anyone else who also hates America, like dictator Fidel Castro; murderer of his own people Sadam Hussain; and the women hating Taliban -- and of course they sympathize with all Islamic Terrorists over the Israel/Palestine issue. Raza cults are the loudest and most insistent element of the immigration lobby in California. Inebriated with a sense of righteous victimhood, and entranced by myths of a heroic racial past, devotees of the Aztlan cults are rapidly extending their influence within California's Hispanic population, particularly among students in the university system.










The official national symbol of MEChA is an eagle holding a machete-like weapon and a stick of dynamite.
WHAT IS MEChA
The acronym MEChA stands for "Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan." or "Chicano Student Movement of Aztlan."



MEChA is an Hispanic separatist organization that encourages anti-American activities and civil disobedience. The radical members of MEChA who refer to themselves as "Mechistas," romanticize Mexican claims to the "lost Territories" of the Southwestern United States -- a Chicano country called Aztlan. In its national constitution, MEChA calls for self-determination by its members to liberate Aztlan. MEChA's national constitution starts out: "Chicano and Chicana students of Aztlán must take upon themselves the responsibilities to promote Chicanismo within the community, politicizing our Raza with an emphasis on indigenous consciousness to continue the struggle for the self-determination of the Chicano people for the purpose of liberating Aztlán."



These anti-American "Mechistas" live with the false illusion that they are being racially discriminated against because they are Latinos while totally dismissing the idea that maybe it is their ideology that is being discriminated against.



At the MEChA National Conference on March 15 - 18, 2001, the official "MEChA Philosophy" was ratified. An excerpt from the document states: "as Mechistas, we vow to work for the liberation of Aztlan."



The MEChA Clubs on each of the Santa Barbara high school campuses are not the only ones. MEChA groups exist on 90 percent of the public high school, college and university campuses in the Southwestern United States.


HELLO, WE ARE TALKING THE OVERTHROW OF THE USA AS WE KNOW IT, HELLO!!!!

YOU DAMN RIGHT WE WILL FIGHT, I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Anonymous said...

YEAH I KNOW IT'S OFF TOPIC...BUT IS IT?

Organizational Goals
1. UNITY in the thinking of our people concerning the barrios, the pueblo, the campo, the land, the poor, the middle class, the professional-all committed to the liberation of La Raza.

2. ECONOMY: economic control of our lives and our communities can only come about by driving the exploiter out of our communities, our pueblos, and our lands and by controlling and developing our own talents, sweat, and resources. Cultural background and values which ignore materialism and embrace humanism will contribute to the act of cooperative buying and the distribution of resources and production to sustain an economic base for healthy growth and development Lands rightfully ours will be fought for and defended. Land and realty ownership will be acquired by the community for the people's welfare. Economic ties of responsibility must be secured by nationalism and the Chicano defense units.

3. EDUCATION must be relative to our people, i.e., history, culture, bilingual education, contributions, etc. Community control of our schools, our teachers, our administrators, our counselors, and our programs.

4. INSTITUTIONS shall serve our people by providing the service necessary for a full life and their welfare on the basis of restitution, not handouts or beggar's crumbs. Restitution for past economic slavery, political exploitation, ethnic and cultural psychological destruction and denial of civil and human rights. Institutions in our community which do not serve the people have no place in the community. The institutions belong to the people.

5. SELF-DEFENSE of the community must rely on the combined strength of the people. The front line defense will come from the barrios, the campos, the pueblos, and the ranchitos. Their involvement as protectors of their people will be given respect and dignity. They in turn offer their responsibility and their lives for their people. Those who place themselves in the front ranks for their people do so out of love and carnalismo. Those institutions which are fattened by our brothers to provide employment and political pork barrels for the gringo will do so only as acts of liberation and for La Causa. For the very young there will no longer be acts of juvenile delinquency, but revolutionary acts.

6. CULTURAL values of our people strengthen our identity and the moral backbone of the movement. Our culture unites and educates the family of La Raza towards liberation with one heart and one mind. We must insure that our writers, poets, musicians, and artists produce literature and art that is appealing to our people and relates to our revolutionary culture. Our cultural values of life, family, and home will serve as a powerful weapon to defeat the gringo dollar value system and encourage the process of love and brotherhood.

7. POLITICAL LIBERATION can only come through indepen-dent action on our part, since the two-party system is the same animal with two heads that feed from the same trough. Where we are a majority, we will control; where we are a minority, we will represent a pressure group; nationally, we will represent one party: La Familia de La Raza!

Action

1. Awareness and distribution of El Plan Espiritual de Aztlán. Presented at every meeting, demonstration, confrontation, courthouse, institution, administration, church, school, tree, building, car, and every place of human existence.

2. September 16, on the birthdate of Mexican Independence, a national walk-out by all Chicanos of all colleges and schools to be sustained until the complete revision of the educational system: its policy makers, administration, its curriculum, and its personnel to meet the needs of our community.

3. Self-Defense against the occupying forces of the oppressors at every school, every available man, woman, and child.

4. Community nationalization and organization of all Chicanos: El Plan Espiritual de Aztlán.

5. Economic program to drive the exploiter out of our community and a welding together of our people's combined resources to control their own production through cooperative effort.

6. Creation of an independent local, regional, and national political party.

A nation autonomous and free - culturally, socially, economically, and politically- will make its own decisions on the usage of our lands, the taxation of our goods, the utilization of our bodies for war, the determination of justice (reward and punishment), and the profit of our sweat.

El Plan de Aztlán is the plan of liberation!

Back to MEChA de Tejaztlan Homepage
HOME PAGE AT THE UOFO IN EUGENE OREGON.... FOR NOW

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:41 and 10:44:

Oh, please. Don't be so fucking dramatic. Mecha and La Raza have been around since the early 70s. They're no different than Black Panthers or Hell's Angels or Aryan Nations for that matter. When is the last time you picked up your paper to hear that "La Raza" blew up a Southern Baptist church or gunned down a radio talk-show host? Get real. Every sub-culture of our "human society" has some kind of radical group, including Anglos. Hell, I sorta think we are on the verge of seeing some wacko from a group like OAF-er burst into a place where Hispanics congregate and mow a few
"wetbacks" down, maybe run a
a pitchfork through a few "anchor babies." I wonder what is likely to happen first? What do you think?
Get a life.

Moondoggie said...

Mecha and LaRaza no more represent the average Hispanic than Skinheads and Aryans represent the average Anglo.

Anonymous said...

I was going to comment on those two posts also, but I see someone already has, with the point that needs to be made. It's obviously beyond a Miglavians' capacity to understand, but I'm guessing that of the entire Latino population in the United States, probably fewer than 10 percent have even heard of MEChA or La Raza, much less give a rip about their respective agendas. One factor at work: Miglavs and his little fascist choir section occupy the far, FAR right end of the political spectrum. They are extremists. Consequently, they regard everyone else as an extremist, or at least as people who are susceptible to extremism. I'm no more worried about La Raza taking over than I am that Lars Larson will be elected mayor of Portland.

Anonymous said...

PS: Not only have Mecha and La Raza been around since the early
70s (and maybe even a little earlier than that), but their manifestos have hardly changed either. Both of them read almost exactly as they did at their inception. How do I know? My uncle was a Mexican radical who came to this country to join Cesear Chavez. The photos he has of this time are incredible. He was part of Chavez's inner circle. He went on to become an upper level administrator at Penn State. Now he is the president of a Catholic university in San Antonio. I lived with him when I went to college. During those years, I poured through his personal archives which included reams of material on Mecha and La Raza.

Anonymous said...

Anon 144: Moondoggie

Anonymous said...

YooHoo, Hellooooo...Anons 916 and 935 -- better know as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum: they (city hall) were lobbying to change Interstate to Hugo Chavez? Hugo? At least get it right before you come here with your dumb comments.

Anonymous said...

So La Raza=Al-queda? Nice...all the more reason for private CITIZENS to purchase firearms to safe guards their familys and homes.

LaRaza action plan

3. Self-Defense against the occupying forces of the oppressors at every school, every available man, woman, and child.
If this is true and it ever happens I will not hesitate to blow a hole in someones head in the name of defending the USA. This statement is a declaration of war. For this statement alone someone should file a cease and desist order against laraza.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO...what a drama queen.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
ROTFLMAO...what a drama queen.

4:27 PM


HEY...Is the post on LA RAZA true ot not...otherwise, your insane!

Anonymous said...

They're no different than Black Panthers or Hell's Angels or Aryan Nations for that matter.

NO KIDDING ....EXCEPT THERE NOW IN LOCAL SCHOOLS...Centenial high, U OF O ....you think that is OK?

WHO IS NUTS ....YOU ARE!

Ferd Schnerkele said...

hey, ferd, there is no restriction on how much you can "give" to government. Since you believe the kicker is "silly," feel free to return it, plus any more you desire to part with. If you consider yourself so inept, irresponsible, or greedy to be trusted with decisions regarding your right to spend your own income, by all means turn that function over to folks who believe they are smarter than you.

Sorry, Bear, but taxes are the price we pay for having a civilized society. If you don't want to live in a civilized society, you're free to leave ours.

R Huse said...

One of the weirder truths in the physical universe is that their exist people who see no inconsistency in the notion that taxes should be higher and yet take advantage of every exemption and pay the minimum recommended amount at the bottom of a 1040.

By the way, sorry for my absence, local shows in Seattle and Portland necessitated my presence.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the arrogance of R-huse...assuming he was missed, and then apologizing for this absence.

Thanks RHuse, we were all so worried about you!

Ferd Schnerkele said...

One of the weirder truths in the physical universe is that their exist people who see no inconsistency in the notion that taxes should be higher and yet take advantage of every exemption and pay the minimum recommended amount at the bottom of a 1040.

One of the even weirder truths is the existence of people who see no inconsistency taking full advantage of a civilized society yet seek to abolish the means to pay for it.

And you have no idea about my tax behavior, you're just making assumptions. Doofus.

R Huse said...

Anon 5.32

Arrogance? Take a look at the list of posts. See the one at the very top? The first one?

Got it now nitwit?

The first post is about me.

You have officially won the prize for absolutely stupidest insult ever issued on a blog.

R Huse said...

Nice try Ferd:

>One of the even weirder truths is the existence of people who see no inconsistency taking full advantage of a civilized society yet seek to abolish the means to pay for it.

When has anyone ever argued for having zero taxes? People are simply against paying for more than they need, or want.

>And you have no idea about my tax behavior, you're just making assumptions. Doofus.

Well, considering I didn't specify you, that makes you being the one who is assuming. Oh well.

That said, I would be stunned and amazed, if you overpaid your taxes purposefully. You would be the first liberal in my life I ever met who actually put their money where their mouth is.

It is very very doubtful you do, and I think we both know that.

Anonymous said...

Pointing a lethal weapon at a white American would not have brought 9:42 as much "pleasure."

11:56 PM

OH YES IT WOULD HAVE....You see, here is the problem..IN MY CAR...ON MY PROPERTY.....NOT INVITED... AN ILLEGAL ACT, BLACK, WHITE. BROWN...ZEBRA STRIPED....I REALLY GOT PLEASURE BEYOND WORDS.

The difference, you libber scum, is scum like you care nothing for right or wrong as long as the guy isn't stealing from you.

Then the "lethal" comment ( I KNOW YOUR A WET DIAPER KINDA LIBBER) of course the gun is lethal"...just say gun, the other part is kinda assumed...but, in this case a 357 is "lethal!"

Anonymous said...

anon 945 - stop telling stories and stop huffing ether. you're making an ass out of yourself.

R Huse said...

Holy crap - I just heard a report that something like 1,000 taxpayers in Oregon chose to donate their kicker check back to the government. So, I guess there are some honest liberals out there. Lets see, so out of a population of 3.7 million, lets guess 25% are hard core left, hmm, that's 1 million, round numbers, so, 0.1% put their money where their mouth is. Well, I gotta say, although I think its not the choice to make, I have to respect the integrity it represents.

Anonymous said...

R-huse, purveyor of butt plugs, uttering the words "holy crap"?

That's priceless!

R Huse said...

It really takes that little to amuse you? Kinda Beavis and Butthead'ish dont you think. Oh, huh, huh, huh,..... I said butt, heh....heh...heh...

Always nice to know what amuses those members of the human family who apparently are more to the knuckle dragging stoop walker side of the evolutionary chart than the rest of us.

Anyway, double holy crap, I the number is apparently closer to 12,000 who donated their kicker checks back. So, by my calculations that moves the number up to 1% of the hard core left in this state that is willing to put their money where their mouth is. Like I said, I sure wouldn't do it, 50% is enough to give to government as far as I am concerned, but if these guys believe so strongly that they should be paying more, good for them!

Anonymous said...

r-huse, you believe in evolution? what are you, some kind of liberal? next thing you'll try to convince me of is that you actually thing gay sex is not a sin.

R Huse said...

And thus goes yet another stereotyping liberal. A remarkably uninformed one at that, considering the gay comment in context with me. May I suggest that the next time you get an impulse to be clever, you suppress it, because this is truly an idiotic comment to be directing at me of all people with the gay/sin thing.

Really quite astonishing the hypocrisy of the left with stereotyping that is demonstrated with clockwork regularity on this blog.