Attention illegal drug users:
Does your illegal activity prevent you from working? Unable to pass a pre-employment drug screen? Then you may qualify for Portland's "Rent for Criminals" program! Taxpayers will foot the bill for your daily living expenses!
Rent for Criminals:
No longer will your illegal choices have consequences!
It's time for folks who are eligible to work to step up to the plate and help these folks out!
Remember: you are the victim here!
So if you are a lawbreaker who is unable to work due to your illegal activity please apply for this exciting new taxpayer funded program at Erik Sten's office.