Top ten list of things you good liberals can do to save the planet:
1. Cancel your newspaper subscription. Imagine how much garbage that paper waste creates.
2. Stop weeding your organic gardens. Removal of CO2 absorbing plants strictly for cosmetic reasons shows your selfishness.
3. Stop smoking pot. The CO2 emitted by your smoke combined with the destruction of CO2 absorbing plants is killing the planet in addition to your brain cells. You selfish pigs for killing the earth to get high.
4. Stop letting illegal aliens come across the border:
This is what they do on the way here.
5. Stop using "This vehicle powered by Biodiesel" bumper stickers to show the rest of us how superior you are. The paper used for those is destroying trees. Not as many trees as the ones they mow down to make fields to plant corn for biodiesel but still a lot of trees.
6. Stop the growth of unaccountable government, the biggest man-made polluter in Oregon.
7. Stop buy all those wasteful supplies for the "imminent danger" that preceded global warming: Y2K.
8. Taking suggestions for the last three...