Thursday, August 26, 2010

Not all democrats are criminals but all criminals are democrats

Robbers don't feel that you deserve to keep the money that you earn.
Neither do liberals.

Burglars don't feel that your private property belongs to you.
Neither do liberals.

Murderers don't value life.
Neither do liberals.

Criminals don't feel that they should be locked up.
Liberals don't think that criminals should be locked up either.

Thieves think that they deserve stuff that you earned and they didn't.
So do liberals.

Criminals think that the police aren't catching people because they commit crimes but must be victimizing the downtrodden.
So do liberals.

Criminals believe that some laws don't need to be followed.
So do liberals.

Criminals don't want responsible citizens to be able to shoot back.
Neither do liberals.

Criminals are a plague on our society.
So are liberals.

11 comments:

Kaelri said...

"All criminals are liberals." It's like a prepackaged rebuttal. Just add sarcasm!™

Anonymous said...

Miglavs is a poster child (emphasis on "child") for the proposition that when criminals stop being criminals, they don't necessarily stop being idiots.

Anonymous said...

Miglavian Reality: "All criminals are democrats."

Reality: www.republicanoffenders.com/

Anonymous said...

I am a little disappointed in your post. With a little bit of effort you could have put that to music or at least made it sound like poetry. It was all good and true but I expect more from you Daniel.

Anonymous said...

Like this 'shop I made?

http://imgur.com/eSxA9.png

Jesus was a liberal--oh wait, they did arrest him, so he was a criminal. My bad.

Anonymous said...

Daniel is basically dumb. He has a low IQ.

Anonymous said...

I will not rest until inconvenient comments are treated like the inconvenient comments they are.

Anonymous said...

I will not rest until Miglavs is treated like the idiot that he is.

MAX Redline said...

I will not rest until - wait! Is that a golf course?

Anonymous said...

... but I expect more from you Daniel.

And that would be where you went horribly, horribly wrong.

play line flyer beta said...

"All criminals are liberals." It's like a prepackaged rebuttal. Just add sarcasm!™