I needed that laugh

The funniest thing I have read in a long time:
It used to be a crime to export some Western states potatoes to Mexico. Officials south of the border said they feared pests would come across in the shipments.

Mexico is worried about us exporting pests across the border? Maybe they should look in the mirror!

I say we send them our potatoes, force them to educate the small spuds in their public schools, learn to speak potatoe language, respect the potatoe culture, and act as if enforcing the law is "anti-potatoe."

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