So why is mommy a democrat? Let me tell you then you can offer your own reasons.
Because mommy got pregnant at 13 after her school told her sex was fun. Needless to say, mommy never married.
Because mommy hates America.
Because mommy smokes pot.
Because mommy doesn't like personal responsibility.
Because mommy thinks that killing babies is a choice but serial killing rapists deserve a chance to live.
Because mommy still believes that it's 1969.
Because mommy works for government.
Because mommy belongs to a union.
Because mommy is an illegal alien.
Because mommy likes other mommys.
Yo Daniel, only a little over five months until Gay Games 2006 in Chicago! Hope you'll change your mind and we see ya there!
ReplyDeleteLol that's hella funny!
ReplyDeleteDo they have the breast stroke at the Gay Games?
ReplyDeleteProbably only for the womens teams. Though it must be hard to swim with that much leg hair.
-Andy
I made some of my own pages, too.
ReplyDeleteYse, they do but they also have some fun events as Dancesport, Physique, Power Lifting and Raquetball! Come join the fun at the Opening Ceremonies at Wrigley Field!
ReplyDeleteAn appropriate rebuttal.
ReplyDeleteGawd, don't give Daniel the credit to call him a "Republican."
ReplyDeleteHe's just a short, bald, zionist conservative that looks rather like a dip***t with that lip fuzz...
So why is mommy a Republican? Let me tell you then you can offer your own reasons.
ReplyDeleteBecause mommy pledged abstinence, still giving handjobs on the side -then got knocked up not realizing where babies came from.
Because mommy hates American Soldiers by sending them off to fight a phony war.
Because mommy is a closet alcoholic and a cocaine addict.
Because mommy has to depend on her husband to support her.
Because mommy thinks humans have no rights or dignity but a lump of cells has the full benifits of the constitution. (too good to change)
Because mommy is too afraid to do the 69.
Because mommy never had to work.
Because mommy doesn't know what a union is - she's never worked.
Because mommy employs illegal aliens to clean her house.
Because mommy secretly fanticizes about group sex and extramarital affairs. (Reference the high Republican viewership of Desperate Housewives)
Haha, I like that "Daniel belives it is still 1869". And others up there.
ReplyDeleteThos are good.
Haha, I like that "Daniel belives it is still 1869". And other up there.
ReplyDeleteDoug- that was so gay, just like daniel
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, your blog does seem to be attracting a disproportionate audience from amongst the not-so-cognitively-evolved...
ReplyDeleteWhay is mommy a f***ing mutant squirrel?
ReplyDeleteWhich came first, the squirrel part or the dem part?
"Dem" squirrels say the cwayziest things.
Hey, Daniel, all this attention from the lefties must mean you're hitting some illegally raw nerves. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteYeah, way to go - sounding like a f'ing moron is getting ya lot's of attention!
ReplyDeletebear, aren't you one of these illegals he keeps talking about?
More importantly, can nerves break the law by being raw?
ReplyDeleteno, I am a LEGAL immigrant, welcomed by all, and a proud American citizen and vet. Criminals, please go home.
ReplyDeletebear, prove it.
ReplyDeleteMy American passport trumps any matricula, or ODL for that matter. Criminals go home, please.
ReplyDeletegood idea bear, go home! Unless you can prove your "passport" is real..
ReplyDeleteI don't frankly see what need Bear has to prove his citizenship to you. He's already given up more of his anonimity than you seem to be willing.
ReplyDeleteI thought the whole idea was to get these illegals that are sucking away our tax money outa here?!
ReplyDeleteYou must be one of those illegal defending lefties..
Hey, Anonymous ... "Hella" is *so* "over" ... I think the new expressive word of choice is "wicked".
ReplyDeleteOther great events at the "gay Games":
ReplyDeleteThe Valance Beam, where contestents stand on a narrow beam while hanging window treatments.
The 500 Meter Flower Relay, where contestants hand off a flower to a teammate, who has to place it in a FABULOUS arrangement.
The Javelin - looks pretty much like the regular games, only with a catcher.
The Pole Vault: Where you keep your teammate's Javelin
Figure skating - Figure skating
Cheerleading
30 minute Freestyling - timed hairdresing