Saturday, January 07, 2006

Light-hearted Saturday

This blog is usually filled with depressing stories of illegal alien rapists, the fact that our government doesn't seem to care about enforcing it's own laws, our tax dollars going for public art while jails remain closed for "lack of funding," and government jobs with the word "diversity" in them being created faster than I can type.

But it has come to my attention that "the internet," which we all owe Al Gore a big round of applause for inventing, can be used for more than searching news, government sites, public records requests and online petitions.

So this post will focus on those silly little things that can only be found on "the internet."

First we will start with this video that shows something similair to the victory dance I will do when we start treating illegal aliens like the criminals that they are! (A google search of "Numa Numa" will reveal many variations of that video)

I can't do a post about stupid internet videos without including Star Wars Kid. Poor guy was goofing off in front of a video camera and his friends put it on the internet. Watch the original and the first remix. This one took the internet by a storm, it had news coverage and everything.

And where else but "the internet" could you find every single Simpson's song ever sung. I like the "Mr. Burns: See my vest" song. (It's in the third section)

And my Second Amendment Award goes to this lady. Don't try to draw on her!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well at this site Photoshop makes pictures worth a thousand laughs, or at least a double take. You must see the picture of "Billary Clinton."

My daughter's favorite thing in the whole wide world is the funny cats video.

The greatest Windows customization site ever. Make your personal computer, or "PC" for short, a little more personal.

Need some funny sounds for your computer? (mine does the Howard Dean scream for the error beep) Then look no further than this site.

That wraps up my light-hearted Saturday. Thank goodness for "the internet."

6 comments:

  1. Thats a hoot.
    Thanks for the laugh :-)

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  2. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Illegal
    Immigrants
    Poem





    I cross ocean or border

    poor and broke,
    Take bus,
    see employment folk. (Carosel)




    Nice man treat me
    good in there,
    Say I need to
    see welfare.


    Welfare say,
    "You come no more,
    We send cash
    right to your door."



    Welfare checks,
    they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid it keep
    you healthy!


    By and by,
    I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you,
    American dummy.



    Write to friends
    in motherland,
    Tell them 'come
    fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans
    and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house
    with welfare bucks


    They come here,
    we live together,
    More welfare checks,
    it gets better!


    Fourteen families,
    they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience
    wearing thin.


    Finally, white guy
    moves away,
    Now I buy his house,
    and then I say,

    "Find more aliens
    for house to rent."
    And in the yard
    I put a tent.



    Send for family
    they just trash,
    But they, too,
    draw the welfare cash!



    Everything is
    very good,
    And soon we
    own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby
    it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay
    for baby feeding.


    Kids need dentist?
    Wife need pills?
    We get free!
    We got no bills!

    American crazy!
    He pay all year,
    To keep welfare
    running here.


    We think America
    darn good place!
    Too darn good for
    the white man race.

    If they no like us,
    they can scram,
    Got lots of room in
    Pakistan.


    SEND THIS TO
    EVERY AMERICAN
    TAXPAYER

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  3. Anonymous2:16 PM

    http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htm

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  4. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Your daughter is no longer the only kiddo out there that loves the funny cat video. My 15 month old son just fell off of my lap laughing. Weather it was the music or the cats I'm not sure, but he definitely loved it.

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  5. And she'll watch it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

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